Is that the old lady Ted? Not the Dewar's the girl...LOL!!!!
I think I'd Dewar's
Is that the old lady Ted? Not the Dewar's the girl...LOL!!!!
Nah, that's not her. But if I were still single, I'd much prefer a real woman, one who a bit less than perfect.
Now she could help me move some stuff, ya think?
Not hot.
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You are one hell of a sick dude, I ought to give you a kick in the nuts for that ****..LOL!!! I actually dry heaved Duck! I brought the GF off the couch to look at that, she has no butt, its hanging out of the top...how did she button them shorts...it looks like she has a belly button on her back butt fat..the tramp stamp, just sets off the disgusting factor, I like tattoos to, oh my heck!! You are one sick man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So many questions, my head is spinning and I'm queasy.
I ain't got no panties on
CatDog says I'm working LAST
I'm kinda' turned on. Is that wrong?
Guardrail
I like all dogs I meet, and some people too.
Nah, she wouldn't be too bad, but you'd have to call EMS to cut them things off, holy cow, howd' she get into them?
First theory: She was at a friend's house and split her pants, borrowed some shorts so she could walk to the store and buy a new pair, and I say walk, because if she sat down in a car she'd be back to square one.
Second theory: She is shoplifting some shorts for a friend, put them on underneath her skirt, and her skirt fell off without her knowing it.
Guardrail, I couldn't say if it's wrong or not, but she kind of gets me excited too.