Hey Taildragger! T'aint you I'm talkin' about. The guy in question is not nearly as good lookin' as you. He wears shorts a lot with matching black socks, like my grand dad did while committed, er, vacationing at the home for the aged and infirm! He don't drive line neither! But, pray for me anyway!
And to 'tothecore' I swear it's true! I wouldn’t make such a thing up! It's not satire or anything....