Chuck went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose. "Why not?" asked Chuck.

Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.
"But I need it really bad," said Chuck.
"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.

Chuck said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."

The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."

On Monday, Chuck dragged himself in; his right arm in a sling. The doctor asked, "What happened to you?" Chuck replied, "Nobody showed up."
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World's shortest fairy tale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"

The guy said "No"...

...and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The end.

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