I need to take my wife in for service! She is overdue.

I have never had intimate relations with a woman outside of my ethnic group.
P.S. No men or animals from any group or herd either.

I have Irish blood. Does that mean that I too am a hyphenated American though I have never been to Ireland.

I once raided the fridge at Mom's house and ate what I thought was chicken nuggets, tasted funky, but hey I was hungry and finished them. Turned out to be my Grandmother's fried chicken livers left over from lunch at KFC.

Why are you in a motel?

If a tree falls in the woods and there is no body around to hear it, does it still make a noise when it hits the ground?