Took a boat out to Ft. Sumter yesterday. That's a pretty interesting little island.
It's were the civil war began.

Don't tell a liberal about the civil war. They look at you with this blank stare on their poerr little faces.

yea then they'll say it's "unamerican"

I have a girl with just one eye, no depth appeal but sweet as pie, and i just don't car- e -o, if her vision isn't strereo.
to me she will always be the tops,,,,my sweet little cycolops'''oh she the one I one eye one I, she the one eye one I love.
Now how it happen she just won't spill, was it sissor sprint or william tell. Its worst than it looks says her mother, cause shes blonde in one eye, blind in the other...oh she the one I one eye one I, she the 1 eye one I love.

Gotta love the genius of Heywood Banks.