YOU might be a Super Trucker if.....

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You might be a supertrucker if,

You have enough chicken lights on you truck that planes try to land on it a night

Your radio is putting out enough watts that no one within 3 miles can hear you but people watching Letterman in the next state can.

No matter how well or how fast traffic is moving everyone is in your way

There is not a speck of dirt or grease on your engine because it is all on your jeans

You wear pants with a size 34 waist but have a size 44 belly

You have spent enough on chrome to finance a medium sized country

You drive at least 90 miles per hour from one truck stop to the next

You do not understand why you can not log LA to Boston in a single day

You have every truck stop rated into 3 categories. The best looking waitresses, the best food, and the best cherry slots. You also know where every strip club is coast to coast.

You do not gain enough speed going down a mountain to make it up the other side without downshifting

You know every lizard by name at the TA in Atlanta

When parked in a truck stop you must have every amp you have on your radio turned on to talk to the driver parked next to you

You are always broke because you have spent every dime you have on either lizards, chrome, chicken lights, or on a bigger radio.

When you bother to fill out a log book it takes you 20 minutes....just to figure out which of the 3 you are currently using.

Your biggest problem in life is trying to figure out either what to chrome next or where to install the next chicken light.

You wear a 10 gallon hat to cover a 2 gallon head that is only holding about a quart.

If you always need to know what the coup's are doing.

If you need a bear report every mile.
You had to remove the passenger seat to install your radio.

You can talk in a nasaly voice on the radio

You start to crest a hill at night and drivers headed towards you put on their sunglass mistaking the glow of your chicken lights for the sun rising.

Every time you pass a swift,jb or schneider you holler to see if they need a hook thinking their broke down in the granny lane.

Your toothpicks have been treated but not with cinnamon.

You can haul frozen items from LA to Miami in a dry van and it's still frozen solid when you get there.