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 | | Oh boy, harley guy was out in force today, they were so thick at the truckstop where I drop my trailer and park my truck you couldn't stir them with a stick.
Harley guy must have had something important planned because they all had their costumes on, now here is what I don't get, why does harley guy let his woman become scooter trash when they go for a ride on their little bikes? I like a little trashy, just like the next guy but come on, these women really must have done alot of prep work... | BEEFCAKE!! | | Comments 0
 | | | I ponder to myself what the fascination is with whipping through traffic without broadcasting your intentions to the rest of the motoring public by way of a turn signal, what is so hard about moving your left meat beater a mere few inches to signal your intentions, is it that these nut sacks don't want to be bothered with it? The way I have it figured all these SUV's and even the cars, and yes Peterbilt, KW, International, ect., all came standard with directionals, or maybe it was just my 03 Dodge... | BEEFCAKE!! | | | Comments 0
| | | Oh International 8600, how I love you, you are clean and reliable, I dropped my sausage biscut on your floor, you were so clean I picked it up and kept eating, even though your EGR valve needs attention, you still keep me moving right on down the highway and city streets, you don't get mad at me when I fail you by not keeping your sleek aerodynamic exterior washed, your just a young truck with a mere 210,000 miles on you yet you are as tight as the day you rolled off the assembly line.
Thank... | BEEFCAKE!! | | | Comments 0
| | | Mirror mirror on the wall...thanks for gettin my back!!! I was a little sleep deprived this morning at 0300 when I woke from my slumber, why OH MY!! I had bags under mine eye. Mr. Mirror told me not to worry, so I didn't and as usual when I stepped out into the world, I had a mob of ladies coming at me like I was a rock star...sometimes being this good lookin is a curse. The Gov. of the great state of Arkansas has requested that I go on nights, due to the sheer utter chaos that occurs during the... | BEEFCAKE!! | | | Comments 0
| | | Central Serous Retinopathy:
Occurs primarily in men between the ages of 30-50, it is stress induced, usually men with type-A personalities are lucky enough to come down with this, the symptoms are white flashes when one blinks, distortion of vision, (straight lines become wavy), and blurred and cloudy vision. Its caused by tiny tears in the retina I suppose and through those tears you leak fluid, plasma I think.
Now, I was going through a divorce, working for fedex, which is... | BEEFCAKE!! | | | Comments 0
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