Alta told me this one.
a dispatcher tells a team driver .." hey i got a short little 150 mile run for you to make"
the driver. "ma'am i dont feel good i think i'm gettin sick"
dispatcher. "well driver whats the problem ? "
driver. " well ya see i'm commin down with anal glaucoma "
dispatcher. " driver what the hell is that "
driver. " i just don't see my a$$ doin that"
have a good day fellas.
funny little dispatch story 
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