Drunk Thread! JUST FOR FUN

[gocubbies]

Originally Posted by allnightrain44

i think this may be the best thread ever on trucking boards!!!all most makes me wish i worked for estes.

I agree. This is great. Can't wait til Saturday night when I get back from a night out on the town. I will be sure, I will make a point of it, to log on to this thread and fill you all in on my state of drunkeness. I need a shot..... the shot clock is ticking

[Legshot]

Five margaritas, 22 oz, 50-50 mix.

This is how I got my handle.. I was driving a spare truck, doing a linehaul. It had a CB.. ( we all spoke english back then ) I was chatting with the truck ahead of me, and saw a really hot one out my window... She had legs up to the radiator and a mini skirt. I interrupted the my good buddy and alerted him of the nice show coming by his window. He was as impressed as I was....
Right after that, he asked me, "what's your handle brother"? I hesitated and said....... uh.... I don't have one.....
He was so happy! He said "Your handle is LEGSHOT"!
So for 15 of my 21 years driving that has been my handle...
I often wonder where that guy is... Is he retired? Is he dead? Does he know how I grabbed onto that name and cherished it over the years? I would have to think that most people pick thier own CB handles, and that maybe I am a rare being who was given one by a fellow trucker. So there you have it!

LEGSHOT

[Legshot]

I had to pull a heater blower motor out of my little chevy today.... My legs were outside, and I had the threshold of the door breaking my ribs, sweating profusely, trying to get a stupid 5.5 mm socket in a space where no wrench belongs, I exercised this freeing word several times! Now I know where the C word was invented... It had to be under some hood of a car, or more than likely, under a dashboard.... Legshot

[Top Flight]

some of you need AA.

[strangedays50]

That doesnt even brush the surface of what we all need.

[gocubbies]

I should be DA. Watching some hoops action today and the pitchers of Coors were the special. Had four of those bad boys, two shots of Wild Turkey, three jager bombs,and now I'm chilling with my 16 oz Coors Light. I love this time of year,.