 News-Flash....from the North-Pole !!!
In light of the Mexican truck "pilot program".. And the ever increasing costs associated with corn ( little does anyone know magic corn produces twice as much ethonal as domestic and Indian corn) and Santa's riendeer eat alot of magic corn.....Santa Claus has issued a statement that starting this year all toys delivered in N.America will be delivered by our friends from the south.Mr. was quoted saying how much he could save money he could save in "magic corn" alone,,plus a small mexican should fit easily in most chimney's... So Mr. Claus is asking that this year instead of "cookies and milk" left for him..To take note and leave " Tostito's and a shot of Tequila"...
Also mark your chimney entrance in spanish to assure speedy delivery of all toys...
Thank you George Bush for putting Rudolph,Donner and Blitzen out of a job..
Last edited by tramp1155; 09-06-2007 at 02:29 PM.
Reason: left out some important stuff
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