Found something like this on another board and thought it was cool.
You might be a trucker's wife/girlfriend/SO if:
You know DOT rules better than the officers
Someone asks you where an address is and you start out with "go to Exit..."
You are in the CB shop as much as your husband getting his Constantly Breaking (CB) apparatus fixed.
Anyone else have a good saying? This is for all OTR, O/O and LTL driver's wives/girlfriends/SOs