Top Ten Things that Sound "Dirty" at Thanksgiving

[ranger309]

Top Ten Things that Sound "Dirty" at Thanksgiving:

10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."

9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"

7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."

3. "It's cool whip time!"

2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

. . . and the number one thing that sounds dirty at Thanksgiving but
isn't . .

1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."

[ButtPlug]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING Ranger! And to everyone

[jo57]

LOL
That's awesome, never knew Thanksgiving could be so "suggestive".

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

I like rubbing the Breasts in gravy and licking the excess, as well as sticking the Legs in the mashed Taters therein creating a cavity to be filled (with Cranberries?), then spreading the Wings to get to the hidden meat.

Is your Gravy chunky or runny and does it flow well?
Are the Mashed Taters firm or soft?
Are the Wings meaty or just for looks?
Are the Legs well Tanned?

No one mentioned ANYTHING about Thighs, hmmm.

[pcuthbert]

Chicken for breakfast
Chicken for lunch
Chicken for supper.

Go to bed with a breast in one hand and a thigh in the other and wake up wanting another piece.

[necie67]

Heat it up b4 u stick it in.(pre heat oven b 4 putting n turkey)