KiwiRay is going to the store

[Gonfercoffee]

He said he will be right back

[kiwiray]

I am back, i was just late because the store has a new owner, he is from India & as per usual can't speak English.
Jeez I only wanted a morning paper, it took ages to get it into his head what I wanted, never mind I am back now, but most go again, I got lots of seals to club.

kiwiray

[RickyRicardo]

Like your kitty Ray. It looks to be related to Silly Goose's little gray cat.

Do they have charter bus tours to the seal clubbings?

[kiwiray]

I am afraid we don't club seals down here, that's a Canadian thing, we have seals but they are a protected animal & you can get into very deep doo doos for even being near them, let alone whacking them, anyway I am a pacifist now days the only thing I club are the bloody fly's we get in summer time, when I was younger, fitter & bigger I had been known to twat the odd loud mouth around there ear, but I am too old, too slow & very much wiser now days.

kiwiray.

[RickyRicardo]

I am not in favor of seal clubbing either, but I think gonfercoffe may be a fan of that activity.

[Gonfercoffee]

I like seal clubbing
I have not seen it since Jim McKay and Wide World of Sports
The was a move for indoor seal clubbing
but I never heard much about it.