Elvira, the toll collector on the Delaware River bridge

Gonfercoffee · #1 (**permalink**) 03-21-2009, 09:59 AM

There's this toll collector on the Delaware bridge called Elvira.
Words can't explain her/him.
anyone know who I am talking about?
" PING!..what lane is Elvira in?"

double_r · #2 (**permalink**) 03-21-2009, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonfercoffee

There's this toll collector on the Delaware bridge called Elvira.
Words can't explain her/him.
anyone know who I am talking about?
" PING!..what lane is Elvira in?"

That is why I like EZ-PASS! I didn't have to look at "IT" when I crossed the bridge.

Cerberus_Kelpie · #3 (**permalink**) 03-21-2009, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonfercoffee

There's this toll collector on the Delaware bridge called Elvira.
Words can't explain her/him.
anyone know who I am talking about?
" PING!..what lane is Elvira in?"

Since you're a "seasoned" vet of the road, what does this person offer that is so terrible??
Can you supply a picture for us??

wonderring99 · #4 (**permalink**) 03-21-2009, 02:21 PM

Yea you got my attention on this one also ... gonefercoffee if you can provide a picture of her I will give you a premium membership for a year. I will know if you are yanking my chain if you give me a bs one ..

Gonfercoffee · #5 (**permalink**) 03-21-2009, 02:55 PM

I have easy pass too so I can't stop for a picture
Bad full length long blonde wig
extremely long nails
thick make up
It's hard to describe
but when unsuspecting drivers hit her booth............
The CB comes alive........
"what the H did I just see....)

Krzy18whlr · #6 (**permalink**) 03-21-2009, 03:05 PM

Too far east for me. Lost that section of my atlas. However, the Ohio Turnpike has a couple really good looking women working either side (they alternate). Currently EZ-Pass is being installed and I'm gonna miss them once its up & running. Also on the Ohio Turnpike at exit 173 (I-77) there's 2 good lookin' cougars workin' it, yeah.