I was never a Monfort driver, but I was a "Critter". Does that count for anything? I was with National back when it meant something.
Any time I get in the Monfort lane people are cussing me. At least they are saying the company name.

GD FedEx truck... F'in' FedEx truck...
Hay, FedEx pays a lot of money to get the name recognition out there, I'm just doing my part.