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09-07-2008, 12:00 AM
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| | How we can make religious and non-religious people happy
I've figured out how we can make all the religious people and the non-religious people happy at the same time:
WE KILL ALL RELIGIOUS PEOPLE.
Here's my logic:
Regardless of what religion a person belongs to, they always believe that after they die, they are going to a place where they will have happiness for eternity. Streets made of gold, 76 virgins, or whatever their religion says they'll get when they croak.
So, if we kill all religious people, the religious people will get their eternal happiness, and the non-religious people won't have to listen to their crap anymore. It's a win-win situation for everybody. | 
09-07-2008, 11:32 AM
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You must be a leftist, that is such a tolerant thing to say, and the left are such tolerant people. All about choice, till the baby is born, all about fee speech, unless what you say is different than what I say, all about save the planet while I fly around in private jets, all about do as I say not as I do, all about diversity, if you can make a group dependant, and all about freedom, as long as that can be controled.
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09-07-2008, 12:12 PM
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Live by the Ten Commandments, and stop the hate of people who don't believe what you do. There are many versions of the bible, live by yours and leave everyone else alone.
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09-07-2008, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by DriveSafely I've figured out how we can make all the religious people and the non-religious people happy at the same time:
WE KILL ALL RELIGIOUS PEOPLE.
Here's my logic:
Regardless of what religion a person belongs to, they always believe that after they die, they are going to a place where they will have happiness for eternity. Streets made of gold, 76 virgins, or whatever their religion says they'll get when they croak.
So, if we kill all religious people, the religious people will get their eternal happiness, and the non-religious people won't have to listen to their crap anymore. It's a win-win situation for everybody.  | Im not really a "religious person" depending upon definition of your term.However this is one of the wackiest post ive seen from either side and their have been plenty.
One of the good things in America is its your decision to "listen to their crap" or not.Freedom of religion or freedom against religion,its a choice,use your switch on your TV,radio,etc... | 
09-07-2008, 09:05 PM
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It is a wacky post. I'm not serious. It's a joke intended to try to make religious people THINK.
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09-08-2008, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by DriveSafely It is a wacky post. I'm not serious. It's a joke intended to try to make religious people THINK. | Perhaps you'd better be the one doing the THINKING.
I for one already know that such a thing as you describe happens already in the World, and someday, sooner than you think, it'll happen everywhere. When that day comes, that Government decides who lives and who dies based on their beliefs; well, think about if Government Decides YOU are next to go.....
Never forget this one: They came for the Communists, and I didn't object - For I wasn't a Communist;
They came for the Socialists, and I didn't object - For I wasn't a Socialist;
They came for the labor leaders, and I didn't object - For I wasn't a labor leader;
They came for the Jews, and I didn't object - For I wasn't a Jew;
Then they came for me - And there was no one left to object.
- Martin Niemoller, German Protestant Pastor, 1892-1984
I know, you think all this is funny.....sit back and wait to see what happens where Islam is ignorred, for example....We'll ALL be decapitated...even You.
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