For those of you who might be considering a road trip, be advised:

Portions of I-64, I-70, I-29, and I-90 will be closed this weekend.

Expect long delays along these interstate highways plus major traffic
disruptions in Charleston, WV, Louisville, KY, St Louis, MO, Kansas City, MO, and
Omaha, NE.

A 500-ton piece of coal is being moved from West Virginia to South
Dakota so that Barack H. Obama can be added to Mt. Rushmore

At the bottom looking up where all the rubble and Trash congregates is the APPROPRIATE location.