i'll say "its functional".......

i play blackjack, and i CANNOT lose.........

in fact, i got what's called a "5-card charlie".........

i had to look that up.........

man, why can't i hit the REAL lottery that easily.......???

and believe me, i'm betting top amounts, and i keep on winning.......

i can't take it any more..............

Just send to me your casino bucks and I'll help with the I can't take it anymore!!

uh......sorry buddy..........

but i just lost it all FINALLY........playing poker.....!!

what a feeling to be poor..........!!!!!!!!!!!

Electronically speaking which doesn't evoke being poor at all since the money isn't real, there4 being broke doesn't have any meaning.

well then my cyber friend, i am "electronically broke".............

i dont know what happen to casino but i cant get anybody 2 play texas holdem 2day