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    Default And thats how the fight started....

    When i was married, my wife told me she wanted something big and shiney and would go from 0 to 225 in under 5 seconds. So i bought her a new scale............. and thats how the fight started........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerberus View Post
    When i was married, my wife told me she wanted something big and shiney and would go from 0 to 225 in under 5 seconds. So i bought her a new scale............. and thats how the fight started........
    I like that, when I (WAS) married.

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    I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said "Oh, something expensive that I don't need.". So I signed her up for chemotherapy.

    (Old Emo Phillips joke and one of my favorites)

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    I thought load the dishwasher meant she wanted a bottle of wine

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodedawg View Post
    I like that, when I (WAS) married.

    that was just one of the many dumb things i did when i , and i re-itirate, WAS married.

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    my wife went to bed naked for 1 month so i bought her pajamas for christmas and now she is pissed.

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