When i was married, my wife told me she wanted something big and shiney and would go from 0 to 225 in under 5 seconds. So i bought her a new scale............. and thats how the fight started........
When i was married, my wife told me she wanted something big and shiney and would go from 0 to 225 in under 5 seconds. So i bought her a new scale............. and thats how the fight started........
I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said "Oh, something expensive that I don't need.". So I signed her up for chemotherapy.
(Old Emo Phillips joke and one of my favorites)
I thought load the dishwasher meant she wanted a bottle of wine
my wife went to bed naked for 1 month so i bought her pajamas for christmas and now she is pissed.