A REDNECK LOVE POEM
> >
> > SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
> > SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
> > SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
> > SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
> >
> > PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
> > YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
> > I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
> > BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
> >
> > SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
> > AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.
> > BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
> > HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'
> >
> > YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
> > AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.
> > BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
> > I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
> >
> > BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
> > JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
> > MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;
> > YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.
> >
> > Brings a tear to yer eye, don't it?