 Equal Oppertunity Employer
The boss was in a quandary, he had to get rid of one
of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Jennifer or
Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally
qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the
morning which ever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Jennifer came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all
night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the
boss approached her and said,
"Jennifer, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Jennifer replied,
"Could you jack off? I feel like ****." | 
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