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AP Cedar Rapids: Spokeswoman from Coop Dispatch, Donna, announced that all Coop drivers will wear a bracelet on their right arm that connects to a loop on the parking brake of Coop trucks so when they get out of the truck, it pulls the loop to set the parking brakes. She says this action has reduced runaway truck problems by 85%. Unfortunately 15% of the other incidences are caused by the Moldovanians who wear it on their fingers.
 
In response to the above news of "innovation" from Coop Dispatch, RL&BC spokesperson made their intentions clear. "Competition in this area will be embraced throughout our team. Typically 15% embrace change while 85% resist. We expect to flip those numbers", the spokesman said. Considered to be a shot across the bow directed at Coop, the spokesman went on to say "if you don't like change, you are gonna hate extinction".
 
AP Cedar Rapids: Spokeswoman from Coop Dispatch, Donna, announced that all Coop drivers will wear a bracelet on their right arm that connects to a loop on the parking brake of Coop trucks so when they get out of the truck, it pulls the loop to set the parking brakes. She says this action has reduced runaway truck problems by 85%. Unfortunately 15% of the other incidences are caused by the Moldovanians who wear it on their fingers.
Unfortunately,this weekend,Mystic ran 3 man with the dream team,and inadvertently connected the bracelet to the light switch. While the team was visiting the “Golden”Corral, the hotel rolled into a car wash across the street with a 7’ clearance. It is not yet clear how much damage there was.
 
Unfortunately,this weekend,Mystic ran 3 man with the dream team,and inadvertently connected the bracelet to the light switch. While the team was visiting the “Golden”Corral, the hotel rolled into a car wash across the street with a 7’ clearance. It is not yet clear how much damage there was.

What the hell ya’ll going on about
 
AP Cedar Rapids: Donna is stepping down from spokesperson duties at Coop Dispatch to spend more time perfecting their anti-runaway truck device for 100% reduction in runaway incidents.
The AP has learned that an offer was made to Sarah Sanders, ex White House spokesperson, to join Coop in combatting fake news coming from the newly formed RL & BC corporation.
 
AP Cedar Rapids: Donna is stepping down from spokesperson duties at Coop Dispatch to spend more time perfecting their anti-runaway truck device for 100% reduction in runaway incidents.
The AP has learned that an offer was made to Sarah Sanders, ex White House spokesperson, to join Coop in combatting fake news coming from the newly formed RL & BC corporation.

Speculation that RL & BC is looking for a high profile spokesperson has been fueled by rumors that Dana Loesch was seen entering the residence of CEO S.Ratt on several occasions.

Dana Loesch: American conservative political activist, commentator, talk radio host, and author who serves as a spokesperson for the National Rifle Association, was unavailable for comment.

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