Splash guards.........what are those? Do you mean mud flaps? Couldn’t be as bad as a certain Nevada driver refusing to use his tractor because his stereo won’t work. I remember when we never even had AM radios in the tractors. What the hell is a splash guard? I can’t figure this out. I was under the impression that we can’t put anything extra on the tractors. Are they chrome? TS would go nuts. I figure if I act stupid, I don’t gotta use them. Now those locks are a different story. Are those the ones that croak after one rainstorm? What the heck are pre trips and post trips. Oh, walk around inspections. The only pre trip I do is on my Kubota zero turn before I mow the field. You all have a great night.Well good thing its not performance based cuz out here about 90 percent should get nothing because they dont believe in pre or post trips, takes too much of thier valuable time and oh my gosh, putting on locks, that would mean they would need to walk to the back of the trailer and maybe see something wrong. Goes right along with not using splash guards when its raining and the feeling that "IF I DONT GET PAID FOR THAT 5 minutes to put them on, IAM NOT DOING IT...seems to be a good answer given to the PNW regional line haul manager and his TM buddy. So dont worry, things will remain the same...yea..HAW