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Total meltdown, the Samsara app. disappeared from the screen....
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....Spilled caviar sauce into the mainframe...during the Mandatory Two-Hour Lunch Break...the IT employees have to have...to prevent them from...."Overwork"......
Time clocks were froze this morning, what’s next? Also had to wait 25 minutes today for the computer to print me a manifest, I think it’s time to upgrade our computer system. They can start first by getting rid of AT&T & switch to another provider, handhelds time out several times a day....
I hate to say this but you are totally clueless about how IT people work and the hours they put in.
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Brother,...I'll have to agree with you....I'm clueless about many things,.........
I don't know about shoes and ships and sealing wax,...and cabbages and kings,......
....and why the sea is boiling hot,...and whether pigs have wings......
Completely Flummoxed, Brother!
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I think he meant it as a little joke. Humor...it is a difficult concept. It is not logical.
If you have symptoms of Flummox, you should take 2 APCs and go to bed.
When's the last time you heard of an APC?
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I'm guessing even homesick is lost with the last two post and terms. oh my aching truck driver head lmao
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Stand by , Brother.......Always darkest before Dawn!
I’m just.......full of Platitudes......among other things.....
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Humor!?......That’s not allowed here! Anyone committing or attempting Humor here....will be persecuted to the fullest restraint of the Law!........by Flummoxing them to Death!
Enough is enough, next, you'll be telling Hat or Goat jokes!
And don't forget those pesky things called facts, then it really gets bad and goes off the rails
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We have a Large selection of Alternative Facts.........Hardly Used and only slightly Tarnished..
Lost is my normal state of being. I think (maybe I think, where is my think again?) that "post" is supposed to be plural. Where did I leave my capitulation key? oh, oh, oh & homesick?
Private joke; my wife made me spend half a day at Christmas Place in Pigeon Forge HO HO HO :(
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canaryinthemine
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Ah.....good! You’ve picked up my Christmas gift!
I forgot to tell you my sizes....My neck is 16 inches......but my belly size is ......extra-Large......
Makes it kind of hard to buy me a Gift that fits properly.....
Based on your measurements, we bought a couple of items that will fit you just fine. A little loose in the neck but the antlers/horns will help cover that up. Is your head size XX Large, long and narrow?
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Ha!....Good One, Brother!
My "head size"....is described as...:"Unusual"........Although a Deer Costume may fit charmingly around my Withers,......it would probably be a Moose Costume that would be a snug accoutrement for my head,....I won't mind the baggy folds in my hindquarters as long as the.....Head fits......
My wife says I'm an ass! Simply because I commented on how good she would look in our new Santa costume (no gender bypass here LOL). So if I'm an ass and you have an unusual head size, I figure together we would make a great raindeer. Besides, my hindquarters look good, according to my wife, so you get the withers (you probably have big shoulders) and I get the butt.