ODFL | Lawn Mowing,goat Tending,clean Jokes,nubee Questions,road Tales/fast Trucks/slow Trucks Thread

Von, I'm surprised you are not familiar with the article.
When I would be in a heated discussion with my line driver supervisor, about what he should or couldn't do,
I would ask him, "show me that in the contract", he would always reply, I'm sure it's covered under your damn
Hummingbird Article.
I hope you are not questioning the authenticy of this fine tool.
Never heard it before. But makes sense the best dispatch could muster was the 'Hummingbird Article'. Proves he could not back up what he claimed. von.
 
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B-Lo employees are highly skilled in the art of multitasking.

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This employee is mowing and weeding and deadheading this color pot.
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Plus B-Lo is keeping up with the times and offers daycare for employees. And when the little buggers get older, they can pickup branches and sweep.
The look on this kids face is priceless. He has that 'what kind of day care place is this'? Anyone know the phone number for Child Services? von.
 
True story. One day dispatch called & asked where I was. I said @ a RR crossing. He said the computer showed you there for 20 minutes. Just how long is the dam train. I said 'I don't know, it hasn't gotten here yet'. I have to give credit to Jeff Sizelove out of the old ABF Muncie IN terminal. Dispatch & Jeff went around & around like it was their mission in life. von.
 
And notice no -15% where is Wong ? Thought he would be all in
Wong has been in Kansas City the last few days, and will be there until the 14th. He and some Moldavian drivers are going to construct a low clearance entrance to the mansion, so low, that cars won’t be able to clear it...So none of the bidders can get in...
 
Wong has been in Kansas City the last few days, and will be there until the 14th. He and some Moldavian drivers are going to construct a low clearance entrance to the mansion, so low, that cars won’t be able to clear it...So none of the bidders can get in...

Won't stop Elwood, he just bought a drone, says that place is gonna be his summer home.
 
Back in the late 50s and early 60s we would see him in S. Ga. on U S 301 or 221 walking his goats.
If you could find a parking place and had a few minutes to spare, he could spin some yarns.
We would tell people he was a retired Carolina driver, in turn they said he must have been a Ryder driver.
After giving this a little thought, he may have been Ump's Grandad, Dave may be able to clear us up on this matter.
Do any of you old timers remember seeing the (Goat Man)?
 
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Back when Billy was in the Hell’s Mowers biker gang.....

Photo credit: Stimpy.


Ain’t no way you see me on them death traps,, Sea OD line drivers rolling their trucks over left and right these days,, road just too dangerous
 
Ain’t no way you see me on them death traps,, Sea OD line drivers rolling their trucks over left and right these days,, road just too dangerous
Tacoma,WA.(CBS NEWS)
Wild goat population in Washington state has been described as, out of control by the state fish and wildlife dept. They stated accidents caused by them are up 10 percent over last year... A spokesperson stated they have determined these animals have an attraction to green vehicles, especially semi trucks.
 
Tacoma,WA.(CBS NEWS)
Wild goat population in Washington state has been described as, out of control by the state fish and wildlife dept. They stated accidents caused by them are up 10 percent over last year... A spokesperson stated they have determined these animals have an attraction to green vehicles, especially semi trucks.

Don’t be publicizing that or isis gonna be out here lookin for new wives
 
Tacoma,WA.(CBS NEWS)
Wild goat population in Washington state has been described as, out of control by the state fish and wildlife dept. They stated accidents caused by them are up 10 percent over last year... A spokesperson stated they have determined these animals have an attraction to green vehicles, especially semi trucks.

Maybe the reason Song started hauling cars.
 
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