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What happened to the Joke Folder? von.




Remind me to never to become Jewish. For the way I park, I could go around in life missing some flesh.



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Hah!.......brings more meaning to the term : "pound of Flesh..."

Uhhh,.....for some of us,...anyway.......
Now I want to make sure I am understanding your post. Did you mean to say 'Pounding the Flesh'? Or the actual monetary cost of a 'pound of flesh.? von. PS No way in hell I am gonna let this one slide by my editorial page.
 
Now I want to make sure I am understanding your post. Did you mean to say 'Pounding the Flesh'? Or the actual monetary cost of a 'pound of flesh.? von. PS No way in hell I am gonna let this one slide by my editorial page.

In my elderly dotage,...my waning years,......my sexual prowess swings silently like an ancient bell in a dolefully deserted church steeple....

Ding Dong,...Ding Dong,.......Lots of Dong,..but very little Ding.......
 
In my elderly dotage,...my waning years,......my sexual prowess swings silently like an ancient bell in a dolefully deserted church steeple....

Ding Dong,...Ding Dong,.......Lots of Dong,..but very little Ding.......
Great response. @ 66 years of age my wife tells me I can't remember anything. I tell her ' my memory is like my tally wacker, short most of the time, occasionally long'. von.
 
I’m a little younger than you. My wife tells me anything, I say “huh?”



Ahhh,.......As a Confirmed Member of the Silver-Haired Society,.....42 year Decorated Veteran of the Marital Wars.....I can tell you with Authority that you pronounce "huh?"....as: "huh-neee?"

Otherwise,....hide all Iron Frying Pans and Rolling Pins,.....and any other tangibly hard items potentially causing Cranial Dents when applied with force..........
 
Ahhh,.......As a Confirmed Member of the Silver-Haired Society,.....42 year Decorated Veteran of the Marital Wars.....I can tell you with Authority that you pronounce "huh?"....as: "huh-neee?"

Otherwise,....hide all Iron Frying Pans and Rolling Pins,.....and any other tangibly hard items potentially causing Cranial Dents when applied with force..........
26 years. She’s best thing ever happened to me. Just keep that ‘tween you & me.
 
I’m a little younger than you. My wife tells me anything, I say “huh?”
Well I'm a little older 68 and 46 married wife went for new hearing aids and took me along .she told doc that i should have a hearing test, fine and I pass no problems . and the the doc says you probably don't hear him some times cause he's "soft-spoken" then we all laughed
 
Congrat's Song I take you doing ok in your "new adventure"

So far pretty good. I don’t feel like the company gave me enough training, but I’m learning things on my own and by asking. We’ve got a great group of guys over here, anytime I have a question I can get an answer. I haven’t hurt myself (other than scrapes) or torn anything up since the first week and my speed is getting better. I’m a lot more comfortable backing cars up onto the unit.

They’ve even got me running coast to coast which is what I’d rather do anyway. I don’t know how much of it we do, but I hope they keep it coming. I left the house and delivered at the port in Brunswick. Dispatch called and asked me if I wanted to go to California, which I said hell yeah! So they loaded me to Alabama from the port, picked up Mercedes in Vance, stops in Fort Worth, Midland and El Paso. I unload in el Paso this morning and deadhead to California, picking up a load going all the way back up to the north side of NYC. I’ve not been home near as often as I was with OD, but I’m hoping that will even out more as I get more experience. If they could keep me running west I’d stay out, do 3 rounds and go home for the rest of the month.
 
So far pretty good. I don’t feel like the company gave me enough training, but I’m learning things on my own and by asking. We’ve got a great group of guys over here, anytime I have a question I can get an answer. I haven’t hurt myself (other than scrapes) or torn anything up since the first week and my speed is getting better. I’m a lot more comfortable backing cars up onto the unit.

They’ve even got me running coast to coast which is what I’d rather do anyway. I don’t know how much of it we do, but I hope they keep it coming. I left the house and delivered at the port in Brunswick. Dispatch called and asked me if I wanted to go to California, which I said hell yeah! So they loaded me to Alabama from the port, picked up Mercedes in Vance, stops in Fort Worth, Midland and El Paso. I unload in el Paso this morning and deadhead to California, picking up a load going all the way back up to the north side of NYC. I’ve not been home near as often as I was with OD, but I’m hoping that will even out more as I get more experience. If they could keep me running west I’d stay out, do 3 rounds and go home for the rest of the month.


I didn't know you started hauling cars! Good for you!.......I did it for 5 years...the best memories and the best Truck Driver Stories from that time.....
 
So far pretty good. I don’t feel like the company gave me enough training, but I’m learning things on my own and by asking. We’ve got a great group of guys over here, anytime I have a question I can get an answer. I haven’t hurt myself (other than scrapes) or torn anything up since the first week and my speed is getting better. I’m a lot more comfortable backing cars up onto the unit.

They’ve even got me running coast to coast which is what I’d rather do anyway. I don’t know how much of it we do, but I hope they keep it coming. I left the house and delivered at the port in Brunswick. Dispatch called and asked me if I wanted to go to California, which I said hell yeah! So they loaded me to Alabama from the port, picked up Mercedes in Vance, stops in Fort Worth, Midland and El Paso. I unload in el Paso this morning and deadhead to California, picking up a load going all the way back up to the north side of NYC. I’ve not been home near as often as I was with OD, but I’m hoping that will even out more as I get more experience. If they could keep me running west I’d stay out, do 3 rounds and go home for the rest of the month.
If you ever get up into Oregon, the Willamette Valley area, give me a heads-up through a PM and I’ll pass along my cell number.
 
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