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mattjm

mattjm

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I'm thinking about unretirng and was wondering if YRC has a pet policy. I have a pet monkey that I've come close to in the last 10 years I've been retired and would like to take Leroy( monkeys name }along on my trips.Also are all your trucks air ride because Leroy does not like a harsh ride which gives him the poops. Your reply would be help-full. I also have a python named Amos and was wandering if i could switch between Leroy and Amos on trips. Amos gets pis*** when i go with Leroy and leave him home.
 
mattjm said:
I'm thinking about unretirng and was wondering if YRC has a pet policy. I have a pet monkey that I've come close to in the last 10 years I've been retired and would like to take Leroy( monkeys name }along on my trips.Also are all your trucks air ride because Leroy does not like a harsh ride which gives him the poops. Your reply would be help-full. I also have a python named Amos and was wandering if i could switch between Leroy and Amos on trips. Amos gets pis*** when i go with Leroy and leave him home.
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take Leroy and leave Amos at the Zollar estate!
 
Should i tell Amos what dollar ball did. I don't want to blow my Chance at getting hired at YRC.
 
mattjm said:
Should i tell Amos what dollar ball did. I don't want to blow my Chance at getting hired at YRC.
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If I lived in central Pa. today I would be loading up Amos and heading for Overland. I'd want to witness the strangling!!!!!:smilie_132:
 
Is this the son of the monkey you took to high school?
You know the one you hired to take note's for you in class?

Matt turned in his report it read,

Hi my name is Bingo,I like to climb on thing's.
Can i have a bannana? EEK,EEK,

He got an F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:clap:
 
MB Whiplash said:
If you take your monkey with you can you drive in the HOV lanes???
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I drive a hearse part time and when loaded i all ready use the HOV lanes. Amos rides along and when i move in to the HOV lane he sits up and waves good bye to cars in the center lane.
 
JPS said:
Do you ever spank your monkey while the snake watches ?
Just had to do it!
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I'm not for spanking monkeys as they are going to be the leaders of our country. Don't get smart with that last line because the mods will come down hard on you.
 
I used to hang a large monkey in the passenger side of my cab over 318 detroit, Astro, ( Spanish large car , company truck ) It hung on rubber straps. Jumped all over the place, Had a bright yellow shirt and red gloves on it. Everybody loved it ! Got pulled behind the Effingham scales by the scale master, I was nervous at first, the lady scale master, only wanted me to bring in the monkey so she could play with it. She thought it was funny and showed it to about a hundred trucks before she told me to go on and have fun. :biglaugh::biglaugh:
 
Let me guess, Leroy's and Amos' favorite movie is that Bruce Willis one, Spank 12 Monkeys?
 
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