FedEx Freight | How did you spend your Bonus?

I bought some anti-bacteria soap so I can do my part in the war against germs. Someone hand me a tissue please. Wait a minute, if I start cleaning up my act, I'll lose my dirty old man status. Cancel that order. Make that a pint of Jack, and a double dog delight with mustard.
 
I'm still looking for something I can buy with it. And another thing, everybody always smiles real big when I tell them this is my FEDEX bonus. Whats that about???
 
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