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I do not care what anyone else thinks. That was flocking funny. Birds, fish, pilots, philosophers, How did you ever spell that? I am last, you use the f word so well I am sending you back to FIRST. Get it ? I am Last.:1sm364jumpbed::6788::biglaugh::dance::hysterical:
 
Big Dave said:
I don't give a flock what you guys say. Cuz I'm LAST!!
There are too many geese, fish, amorous pilots with their planes and crazy philosophers from frozen lakes around here. I'm telling all of you to flock off. Shoo!!
I'm LAST!!
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You've been deflocked...back to first with the rest of the deflocked flock of the flockless..... and the flounders..
 
ESP said:
My friend you are flockless, because no one else will fly with you. The first time they did was the last time, leaving you in first place for the last time. you will always be flockless unless you fly better, then you may be flocked again. However that will leave you in first forever as in the V formation. Once you are returned to the flock you are flocked for ever in FIRST. Even Silly goose knows that, Big Dave, well that is another topic for another day. He is well ( thick headed ) if you know what I mean. For someone who is in first place a lot, you can rarely find him, most likely out with Flounder chasing cars. I wonder what Flounder would do with a car if he would ever catch it? Most likely lock them up in Sub, Sub First with him. Silly Goose, never play chicken with Pilot in the sky, he is all over the place and will prop you for sure, he did not even know how to place my banner from the rear of the plan. Good DAY! it is jut me ESP. :poster oops: I almost forgot, I AM LAST< LAST<LAST>
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Me and my plane are always just plain LAST....
 
It just started pouring rain here and all of the Silly Geese are holding tight to their dry spots and I can tell you I have ran hard to get to the barn where it is nice and dry and has been for the last century. That in itself shall make me last, even Pilot 87 couldn't get his plane in here, it is that well hidden, Big Dave has no idea how to find it on his huge horse, and Flounder has circled it for months and just stirs up dust to no avail. I am the last one to enter my barn. I am the Last of all Last' and no one else shall find me. Silly Goose thinks that she is last, HA!, HA!, you girl are the finest of the finest, but remember that you are the finest of the First Class Geese. So be happy with First place and do not even try to take away my Last Place. Good Day and hide those Big Goose Eggs for Easter and watch those little ducklings eyes pop out as they grab the heavy Easter Eggs. OH, what sight for these LAST eyes.
 
:bat:I am waiting and ready to drive the evil foes away. I will live a long and happy life in the last, lovely domain in the fastest, lastest, longevity of records in the LAST thread, I am the King of LASTY, even OMAMA, does not outlast me. I am Last! bring them on, let the :shhit::fan:.It is rainy and stormy here do not let the rain scare you away, as it will the sissy pilot. Big Daves horse will sink in the mud, UH UH UH .I have no fear, the Flounder will never find me, he can only say Three words, HE IS FIRST, HE IS FIRST, Silly Goose, be prepaired, I have disguised the heron around here to look like Geese and you will think, they are your friends. The are not !!!!!!!!, they are my LAST defense. L:et the war begin. I am LAST.:smiley iloveaustralia::very drunk:
 
ESP said:
It just started pouring rain here and all of the Silly Geese are holding tight to their dry spots and I can tell you I have ran hard to get to the barn where it is nice and dry and has been for the last century. That in itself shall make me last, even Pilot 87 couldn't get his plane in here, it is that well hidden, Big Dave has no idea how to find it on his huge horse, and Flounder has circled it for months and just stirs up dust to no avail. I am the last one to enter my barn. I am the Last of all Last' and no one else shall find me. Silly Goose thinks that she is last, HA!, HA!, you girl are the finest of the finest, but remember that you are the finest of the First Class Geese. So be happy with First place and do not even try to take away my Last Place. Good Day and hide those Big Goose Eggs for Easter and watch those little ducklings eyes pop out as they grab the heavy Easter Eggs. OH, what sight for these LAST eyes.
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You may be the last in your barn....but your barn is in FIRST...and as a consequence of that....you're also in FIRST..... Me and my sleek and shiney Airplane are hangered in LAST...
 
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Holy hotdog, pilot put his plane away and cannot continue on too last, he is out and now the Racer is back and telling his brothers and sisters to step aside and by golly we did. He has raced around the Biggest David and heading for the lead, Silly Goose has flew to the side to watch and yes folks, Racer is in first place again. Flounder has finally found a way to post a picture of his wife and he will now be too busy to last with us at last. I will declare a winner here and it is me. I AM LAST AGAIN.
 
Dag Nabbit, big Dave you have to come back and take care of the Silly Goose, she is constantly taking last place, we need to put her in her place.I AM LAST, HEAR ME?
 
Listen all!! I'm LAST!!
Flounder is busy making women cry. Silly Goose is trying to find new targets to poop on. Pilot's plane needs work and he called in Racer to give him wing extensions. ESP is waxing philosophical in some unknown barn, filled with goose poop.
And that makes me LAST.
 
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