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I gave my address to the U.S. Treasury today as The Land Of Last, Last town USA, Now I have to be in Last, because that is where they are going to come for me. They may even bring me some white strap on jammies. Remember I am Last and post 3000
You're going to be in the "Big house" in First...... .. Don't worry about those "strap on jammies"..... You'll probably have more pressing issues to deal with......

I'll be enjoying the sun drenched beach here in beautiful, and "strap on jammy" free, LAST!!!
 
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My house is big in LAST. And it has a self-cleaning roof for the occasional goofy goose...
My house in LAST is considered a Mansion of Mansions..... The Mother of all Mansions...... Speaking of which.... All Mothers say I'm LAST..... Well.....my Mother anyway...and she has never been wrong.......so that's all that matters..
 
Ready to fly over your heads so be careful,I am LAST and getting ready to fly
YES!, I see her now, up , up and away flying off into the wild blue yonder. OH! NO the Pilot has crashed right into her. Wait just a second, as the cloud clears, it is the Pilot 87 and he seems to be OK, I wonder what has happened to our little goose pooper? There she is!!!!!!!!!!! yes she is OK the Big Dave saw what was going to happened and he jumped onto his flying horse and grabbed our Silly Goose just in time. He tells me that the mess we saw in the air was not a collision, but our Silly Goose got the :shhit: scared out of her and the Pilot ran into the pile. He is safe and sound and he will have strangedays50 clean the airplane up and have it ready for the air show, where he will be dragging Flounder over the Fairgrounds where Wildheart will be singing her heart out for all of us. I am so impressed with Wildheart taking up the challenge to:usa:" Make America great again", :usa2:that I have set up a time for her and Flounder to do the trapeze act in front of Millions of :smilies 19296: Fans. Yes this is a great day for sure and we need to get our :popcorn: and :heykoolaid:, sit back and see if Wildheart will actually catch the flounder or let him Flonder in mid air. The suspense continues. All in dew time, now for a break for 'LITTLE SWEET' the Dr. Pepper for a life time of healing. YES!!!!!, you now know I am LAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hilarious::hyper::hysterical::biglaugh:
 
YES!, I see her now, up , up and away flying off into the wild blue yonder. OH! NO the Pilot has crashed right into her. Wait just a second, as the cloud clears, it is the Pilot 87 and he seems to be OK, I wonder what has happened to our little goose pooper? There she is!!!!!!!!!!! yes she is OK the Big Dave saw what was going to happened and he jumped onto his flying horse and grabbed our Silly Goose just in time. He tells me that the mess we saw in the air was not a collision, but our Silly Goose got the :shhit: scared out of her and the Pilot ran into the pile. He is safe and sound and he will have strangedays50 clean the airplane up and have it ready for the air show, where he will be dragging Flounder over the Fairgrounds where Wildheart will be singing her heart out for all of us. I am so impressed with Wildheart taking up the challenge to:usa:" Make America great again", :usa2:that I have set up a time for her and Flounder to do the trapeze act in front of Millions of :smilies 19296: Fans. Yes this is a great day for sure and we need to get our :popcorn: and :heykoolaid:, sit back and see if Wildheart will actually catch the flounder or let him Flonder in mid air. The suspense continues. All in dew time, now for a break for 'LITTLE SWEET' the Dr. Pepper for a life time of healing. YES!!!!!, you now know I am LAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hilarious::hyper::hysterical::biglaugh:

You sir, despite your efforts are not last.
As valiant and long winded they may be but you'll not occupy the last place for long.
 
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