Any thing you ever wanted to know about Big Dave

[seabreeze]

Enough is enough.
I recently made a post that I would never again mention Big Dave.
After many sleepless nights, I've been diagnosed with Big Dave Snydrome.
Only known cure is, make a Big Dave post.
I also find Big Dave's hat is much larger than Big Johns.
I assume I will be branded as the first liar on T B, so be it.
This new thread will be a contest, ask any question about Big Dave, best question wins
An all expense paid trip to the Cayman Isles, courtsey of BRG Patel Consultants LLC.
Trip will be guided and chaperoned by Elwood.
In case of a Coop Dispatch employee winning, only 85% of expenses will be paid.
Good luck to all.

 

[pro1driver]

how big is his pinky toe?

 

[SuperCourse]

Is he circumcised?

 

[mud]

Hey neighbor Dave.

 

[pilot87]

Why does Big Dave "think" he's last, when the facts clearly indicate he's first?

 

[BIG R GUY]

Team Wong-BRG just did an escort move of The Hat, in a sealed box, from Cedar Rapids, to Fresno...

 

[00mustang]

Is his name really BIG DAVE?

 

[kboomarang]

In theses days of crass commercialism where bigger is better why is Big Dave just Big Dave? when by rights he could be Bigger Dave, Biggest Dave, Huge Dave, Jumbo Dave, Super Sized Dave, Colasso Dave, Gigantic Dave, Mega Dave, Mega Giant Dave, Mega Colasso Giant Dave............the list goes on and on, point being these days what is big? just try and figure the soda sizes at fast food restaurants.

 

[pilot87]

In theses days of crass commercialism where bigger is better why is Big Dave just Big Dave? when by rights he could be Bigger Dave, Biggest Dave, Huge Dave, Jumbo Dave, Super Sized Dave, Colasso Dave, Gigantic Dave, Mega Dave, Mega Giant Dave, Mega Colasso Giant Dave............the list goes on and on, point being these days what is big? just try and figure the soda sizes at fast food restaurants.

That's why Big Dave is always first..... He's so humble...

 

[Stimpy]

Is his name really BIG DAVE?

No .... it use to be Mongo .... his avatar was of Mongo from the movie Blazing Saddles.... lol

Screen name was always big Dave..... in his younger years he had gas.

 

[Stimpy]

 

[Stimpy]

 

[pilot87]

Screen name was always big Dave..... in his younger years he had gas.

Then him and his unfaithful companion, Kabayo, had a very severe "Dew" addiction....... He's been first almost continuously since......

 

[kboomarang]

So is Big Dave also a pawn in the game of life?

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

Is Big Dave Still
Laughing
At
Snarled
Traffic
?

 

[pilot87]

Is Big Dave Still
Laughing
At
Snarled
Traffic
?

No, however, Big Dave is still:

Lost
And
Stealing
Tranquilizers.....

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

Excellent!!
That's better than
Loving And Satiating Truckers.

 

[pilot87]

Excellent!!
That's better than
Loving And Satiating Truckers.

Yes indeed, not even Big Dave would do that to those
Loathsome
And
Sickening
Truckers

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

So has Big Dave moved out of his Sugar Shack to a upgraded Psychedelic Shack?

 

[pilot87]

So has Big Dave moved out of his Sugar Shack to a upgraded Psychedelic Shack?

I heard he combined them into one Big Psychedelic Sugar Shack....... Big Dave style.. (meaning it's probably not very "fancy"....)