Subject: That could'a been me!
I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green, when a carload of young, loud, Muslims shouting anti-American slogans stopped next to me. When the light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.
Suddenly, an 18-wheeler shoots thru the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely! For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man that could have been me!"
So today, bright & early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
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