FedEx Freight | Former Viking Freight Road Drivers

[Dick Dastardly]

And those from the East like to play with dollies. Wonder how they can hold the wheel with those limp wrists.

I hear tell the line haul drivers from the west are weak kneed. That explains why they all sit down to pee.

 

[seabreeze]

Actually, Line Drivers.

That's whut I wuz called, actually, they may have been saying , lying driver.

 

[Richard Cranium]

I hear tell the line haul drivers from the west are weak kneed. That explains why they all sit down to pee.

Nope, bad back from all that swinging weight.

 

[Richard Cranium]

That's whut I wuz called, actually, they may have been saying , lying driver.

Some thought whine drivers was more appropriate.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Boy we sure hijacked the crap out of this!

 

[Dick Dastardly]

Yeah. They’re all a bunch of Sun Drop drinkers.......

Nah, we Sun Drop drinkers can't sit down to pee because we can't t keep it out of the water. Unless you need to snake the drain. Then just have a Sun Drop drinker sit down and flush.

 

[seabreeze]

Boy we sure hijacked the crap out of this!

You did, I was in the backseat singing

 

[seabreeze]

I hear tell the line haul drivers from the west are weak kneed. That explains why they all sit down to pee.

That may be why they call southern boys "bank walkers"they leave 3 tracks when walking the river the banks.

 

[Dick Dastardly]

That may be why they call southern boys "bank walkers"they leave 3 tracks when walking the river the banks.

These two ol' boys was pissing off a bridge beside each other one day. One was from California and the other from Georgia.

The one from California said "man, that water looks cold." The ol' boy from Georgia said, "It is, and it's deep too."