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FEDEX FREIGHT Getting Boring here.

Discussion in 'Fedex Freight' started by Richard Cranium, Nov 11, 2013.

  1. Richard Cranium

    Richard Cranium Well-Known Member

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    C'mon Billy, it's getting boring. Piss off some more people.
     
  2. Big Dave

    Big Dave This booty needs to be fully covered

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    Billy who???!!!
    I did 15 deliveries today, 3 of them grocery warehouses, 20 picks, all before my lunch.
    Did 10 more picks after I came back to the yard. Filled three 48's with LTL. Then I taught a class on forklift driving to road drivers. Taught them that it's unnecessary to turn perfectly square pallets "sideways". Then showed them how to hook a set without getting any grease in the tractor. Was going to teach them how to back a dolly, but I guess that's a corporate no-no, right?
    Ran a set to the hub then came back for a rail trailer.
    Now just relaxing with some TB...........and George :p
     
  3. Richard Cranium

    Richard Cranium Well-Known Member

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    Just don't get caught backing your back box into a door before breaking your set.
     
  4. Dick Dastardly

    Dick Dastardly Drat, Double Drat, and Triple Drat!

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    I bet Billy backs triples and in high reverse too.
     
  5. Richard Cranium

    Richard Cranium Well-Known Member

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    Blindfolded!!!
     
  6. CRAZYTRAIN

    CRAZYTRAIN Active Member

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    Billy the super trucker doesn't have to drive ; his customers drive to him.

    Ahhh. Ya big 4 on that rc getting stale... Let's do get some more bill badass truckers in here just tell the next driver apprentice you see to Google fedex trucking boards.
     
  7. FDV

    FDV Not Skippy

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    GFY... Uh, nevermind.
     
  8. No F-bdy Bs

    No F-bdy Bs Well-Known Member

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    Boring?

    Perhaps a larger butt-plug mounted to the seat in your tractor?
     
  9. SMOKESTACK

    SMOKESTACK Administrator AD-FREE USER

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    I took 11-12-2013 off and went to buy doughnuts for my wife and her coworkers , our daughter and her boyfriend , the cat and me .
     
  10. Big Dave

    Big Dave This booty needs to be fully covered

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    Did ya get any apple fritters? I like apple fritters ....
    Billy likes the cream filled long johns...
     
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  11. Dick Dastardly

    Dick Dastardly Drat, Double Drat, and Triple Drat!

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    I'm starting to think Billys wife threw more than his dinner out. I think she threw him and all his :****: out too.
     
  12. Richard Cranium

    Richard Cranium Well-Known Member

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    John might not be ok with that.
     
  13. Twice Pipes

    Twice Pipes Well-Known Member

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    Billy Boy doesn't actually work for us. He's in an institution for the criminally insane. Right now he's going through his monthly electronic shock treatment. As soon as he has access to the day room he'll be back on the computer telling us how wonderful he is.
     
  14. Dick Dastardly

    Dick Dastardly Drat, Double Drat, and Triple Drat!

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    Unless big chief already smothered him with a pillow.
     
  15. Richard Cranium

    Richard Cranium Well-Known Member

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    My, aren't some of us old!
     
  16. Richard Cranium

    Richard Cranium Well-Known Member

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    RC can't help but wonder how many people are scratching their head and going, huh?
     
  17. Guardrail

    Guardrail I live Here

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    I'm only 44 and I got the reference. It's not that old of a movie. :flame:
     
  18. Big Dave

    Big Dave This booty needs to be fully covered

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    Yeah but don't they hold the Jack Nicholson Film Festival in Kansas? :)
     
  19. BillyLo

    BillyLo Service 2.0 OD Strong All Time Mastio Champion

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    You road drivers should know... Freight was moving slow at the beginning of the week, but don't worry by Tuesday I was at FULL STEAM and filled up a good portion of the linehaul fleet. Any of you night time zombies, thank your hard working city man for getting that freight on your trailer while all you do is hold that wheel between the lines! Don't you worry, when that gets too tough also I'll be here to steer the ship. PEDDLE HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Out.
     
  20. Richard Cranium

    Richard Cranium Well-Known Member

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    Tough weekend Billy?
     

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