Discussion in 'The Drivers Lounge' started by Jeff, Mar 23, 2018.
Donna trying to take my Hat off....
I thought her name was Bubbles
She was actually hanging up my photo showing me Last....
her name should be...Flo-tation
She was taking them down and putting them in a bag......
OK, brand new to this thread and here I am opening up the very first image and I realized "Hey, I dated a chick that looked just like that!! Only her flotation devices weren't anywhere near that size , same with her hip size.. She didn't have a hitch in her belly button.. or that long flowing hair... those drop gorgeous eyes may have been like hers but, you couldn't tell through the cock bottle lenses she wore... and if she was a foot shorter, she'd drown in that deep of water.." OK, you got me.. She didn't look anything like her.. Hmm, maybe it was her Mom??
I wanna see this one get up in those tall trucks.. Aw crap, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth..
I thought Rosie was movin to Canada if Trump got elected.. Her, Whooppi, and the rest of The View..
You ain't got a crush on Rosie, have you Grump?
I've got a Jeep Wrangler with lift kits and 33" tires and.. well.. I don't think I could even make it over her belly to crush her..
I was watchin a video on a po... umm.. adult site one time called Oreo.. There were two women and a guy that I bet didn't way 120 with a pocket full of lug nuts.. At first I didn't see him in the middle until one of them Holsteins decided to turn around and really scare the camera operator.. He slid outta there, took a deep breath or three, and climbed right back on..
You coulda rolled one of them in a 55lb sack of flour and still not find a wetspot.. Some things you can just never forget seein.. no matter how much bleach you drink..
You'd prolly bust the scalehouse if you drove in with a full load and those two layin all sexy in your sleeper..
I ain't sayin they were homely. .Ohh wait, mebbe I am.. I'll bet their momma didn't love them cause they prolly died at child birth..
I can go look and see if I can find that video if you have a sharp knife to gouge your eyes out when you're done.. Sharp knife, dull stick, whatever..
I wonder if that’s what Big Dave’s show biz friend, K Butt uses?