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Hot Girly Thread +++

Discussion in 'The Drivers Lounge' started by Jeff, Mar 23, 2018.

  1. pro1driver

    pro1driver I am LOST

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    when i was much younger and before i got married, i had played the field so to speak. i had seen this sexy gal that i wanted to bed right away.

    she said she'd only go to bed with me, but she demanded a 9 incher..

    i said, hold on, i'll be back..well it was like 4 days later and we hooked up finally,. she asked where i had gone and left her lying on the bed, all sprawled out, and i said i had to go see a specialists and get those 6 extra inches removed for her......
     
  2. Stimpy

    Stimpy Wingnut

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    I would of thought you would have just folded it in half....
     
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  3. pro1driver

    pro1driver I am LOST

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    what, and have backed up plumbing?

    that's one hell of an explosion
     
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  4. Fly-by-night

    Fly-by-night Only when you care to send the very best

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    If he did that he would have not meet her standard. Only 7 1/2"
     
  5. Fly-by-night

    Fly-by-night Only when you care to send the very best

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    are you sure you did measure with the metric side of the ruler
     
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  6. pro1driver

    pro1driver I am LOST

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    we didn't have metrics back in my day
     
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  7. Jaloc

    Jaloc Well-Known Member

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    xeastend Well-Known Member

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    He is in Rhode Island. Lots of fishing there he used one of the "speciality" fishing rulers
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    Jaloc Well-Known Member

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  10. BIG R GUY

    BIG R GUY holds world record for lost mirrors

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    Elizabeth Hurley. 54 years young, looks 35. Almost broke another mirror looking at her..
     
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  11. pro1driver

    pro1driver I am LOST

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    to this day, she has always been a favorite of mine.

    her ex boy friend, Hugh Grant, ruined what he had, when he went with the hooker....
     
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  12. FLOUNDER

    FLOUNDER Always LAST

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  13. highspeeds

    highspeeds ENTERTAINMENT USE ONLY

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    It don't matter how good it seems, somewhere there is dude tired of dealing with that biznatch and her drama.

    You don't pay a hooker to come to your house. You pay her to leave.
     
  14. highspeeds

    highspeeds ENTERTAINMENT USE ONLY

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    Some creepy looking ginger bread men on them socks.
     
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  15. FLOUNDER

    FLOUNDER Always LAST

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    What Sox?
     
  16. Stimpy

    Stimpy Wingnut

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    Now that is something pro would say.....lol
     
  17. highspeeds

    highspeeds ENTERTAINMENT USE ONLY

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    Here she is. More interesting outfit. And a wig. Much better.
     
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  18. highspeeds

    highspeeds ENTERTAINMENT USE ONLY

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    The body is good. And she knows how to take a photo. But for me the face is a wreck. I know it's being picky. But there are so many Instagram THOTs out there.

    https://yostagram.com/tag/jessica-weaver-instagram/
     
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  19. Stimpy

    Stimpy Wingnut

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    The big r guy would not have a problem.... he wears the bag!!!!

    It all feels good in the dark with her.....lol
     
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  20. Stimpy

    Stimpy Wingnut

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    Damn...... that link is never ending great pictures.....
     
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