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canaryinthemine said:
Five more hours,........Good Grief! If I see the commercial about “Ibrance”......
.......or hear that damned “Liberty Mutual” jingle......just one more time....
I’ll bury my head in that convenient snowbank left over from the last snowstorm.......

Please let this year hurry up and slide off my calendar........

I’ll tell you this..........next year I’ll be on a boat someplace warm, surrounded by warm people, drinking something warm.......

.....probably wearing my Speedo so my belly can shade my toes........

I’ll leave you all with that......fitting image.......representative of 2020......

Happy New Year!
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'wearing my Speedo so my belly can shade my toes'..... That is so way out there, but oh so funny. You do come up with a couple of good zingers. von.
 
vongrimmenstein said:
'wearing my Speedo so my belly can shade my toes'..... That is so way out there, but oh so funny. You do come up with a couple of good zingers. von.
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You're welcome Bro. Von.........If I can make someone laugh so hard he squirts beer out his nose,......My day is Complete!
(...And , no,......I'm not responsible for dry-cleaning....)....
 
canaryinthemine said:
Five more hours,........Good Grief! If I see the commercial about “Ibrance”......
.......or hear that damned “Liberty Mutual” jingle......just one more time....
I’ll bury my head in that convenient snowbank left over from the last snowstorm.......

Please let this year hurry up and slide off my calendar........

I’ll tell you this..........next year I’ll be on a boat someplace warm, surrounded by warm people, drinking something warm.......

.....probably wearing my Speedo so my belly can shade my toes........

I’ll leave you all with that......fitting image.......representative of 2020......

Happy New Year!
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How about the "MY PILLOW.com" commercial...I am sick of it!
Every time it comes on..(at least 3 times during Tucker Carlson and Hannity), I either push the mute
button or flip over to the weather channel..
 
Trucker 206 said:
Sounds like you’re ahead (behind???) of the rest of us. All I’ve done is put together a planter box (don’t ask), and watched the ‘Rose Bowl’ (from Texas, no less) and now watching Ohio State annihilate Clemson in the ‘Diabetes Bowl’. Productive day...by my standards.
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did you watch the Duke's Mayonnaise Bowl...how about some good bowl names...already have the R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl.
How can OD be that far behind on the idea? The Mustard & Ketchup Bowl? The "MY PILLOW" Bowl,
The Viagra/Cialis Bowl...(that one would be easy to "beat" ? )
 
6PakAbs said:
How about the "MY PILLOW.com" commercial...I am sick of it!
Every time it comes on..(at least 3 times during Tucker Carlson and Hannity), I either push the mute
button or flip over to the weather channel..
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Yeah. Makes you wonder what those pillows would sell for if he wasn't spending 40 million a year in advertising. He is angry with Fox for not supporting Trump during the election, but he keeps on funding them. Go figure...
 
hangbelly said:
Yeah. Makes you wonder what those pillows would sell for if he wasn't spending 40 million a year in advertising. He is angry with Fox for not supporting Trump during the election, but he keeps on funding them. Go figure...
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I have a "MY PILLOW",........It's just a regular old Pillow,......but my wife claims I drool when I snore....( I DO NEITHER!)....

...and she says that Pillow is definately......"MY PILLOW"...........
 
6PakAbs said:
did you watch the Duke's Mayonnaise Bowl...how about some good bowl names...already have the R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl.
How can OD be that far behind on the idea? The Mustard & Ketchup Bowl? The "MY PILLOW" Bowl,
The Viagra/Cialis Bowl...(that one would be easy to "beat" ? )
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The last words in () 's made it worth reading. von.
 
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