FedEx Freight | Ill fitting pants ??

Matt

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What in the wide wide world of sports is wrong with our new uniform pants ? You have to pull em up to your nipples to keep from looking like your starting a rap group. WTH ? I don't care to " bust a sag " while throwing some decking. Maybe I just have to wash them 753 times before the even start to fit somewhat ?
 
You're going to think I'm crazy, but I actually took some new pants to a shop that does alterations. Spent a full $25 bucks on 'em, but they were the best fitting work pants I ever had. Patted myself on the back a few for taking the time to do it.. And I wore that set of five I'd gotten for probably 6 years before they were too faded and got new ones. (Of course I needed special fit for having such a huge pecker.)
 
You're going to think I'm crazy, but I actually took some new pants to a shop that does alterations. Spent a full $25 bucks on 'em, but they were the best fitting work pants I ever had. Patted myself on the back a few for taking the time to do it.. And I wore that set of five I'd gotten for probably 6 years before they were too faded and got new ones. (Of course I needed special fit for having such a huge pecker.)

I wondered why Bugeye was looking at you when you were walking out :)
 
babyface said:
You're going to think I'm crazy, but I actually took some new pants to a shop that does alterations. Spent a full $25 bucks on 'em, but they were the best fitting work pants I ever had. Patted myself on the back a few for taking the time to do it.. And I wore that set of five I'd gotten for probably 6 years before they were too faded and got new ones. (Of course I needed special fit for having such a huge pecker.)

Wow well congratulations on the pecker.... and pants.
 
fedex slave said:
Yes they are ill fitting, the females pants should be a lot tighter in the back.:1036316054:

Depends in the female. There are plenty here I have a hard time looking at now let alone with tight pants on.
 
There are many females I dot want to have any tighter clothing.

Also I get my pants bigger since I came to the road so that I can put thermals underneath. I don't like wearing bibs.
 
(Of course I needed special fit for having such a huge pecker.)

I guess we have more in common than just driving for Fedex.I'm glad to know I'm not the only one with this problem.
 
Radio Man said:
(Of course I needed special fit for having such a huge pecker.)

I guess we have more in common than just driving for Fedex.I'm glad to know I'm not the only one with this problem.

Awwww damn that's the comment I should've posted. Good one :)
 
Really BeerBoy, the obvious answer is you need to drink less beer and get more exercise. I'm surprised Guardrail still flirts with you, you've been letting yourself go... :P

roog
 
What in the wide wide world of sports is wrong with our new uniform pants ? You have to pull em up to your nipples to keep from looking like your starting a rap group. WTH ? I don't care to " bust a sag " while throwing some decking. Maybe I just have to wash them 753 times before the even start to fit somewhat ?

The "Ed Grimley" look is in beerboy...LOL.....
 
roogie said:
Really BeerBoy, the obvious answer is you need to drink less beer and get more exercise. I'm surprised Guardrail still flirts with you, you've been letting yourself go... :P

roog

I'm sorry sweetie :( we both know guardrail ain't picky
 
I'm sorry sweetie :( we both know guardrail ain't picky

Alright...be carefull here or some of us will start to think Guardrail is a freight w***e like Twice Pipes...and I should know, I was his b***h for quite awhile! Ain't it right TP!

ST:hide:
 
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Now I know why PD's voice has went up a couple of octaves and he smiles alot. Its that spandex underwear he loves to wear. I hope he chooses the color purple in case the uniform police are working "undercover". As for you ST, your on your own now, I have all my ex-wives paid off. For the first time I didn't have to share my severance check with any of them. TP
 
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