Off-Topic Joke Thread

Lesser known Confucius saying...
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> > > "Man who run in front of car get tired"
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> > > "Man who run behind car get exhausted"
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> > > "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"
> > >
> > > "Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to
> > > undoing of fly."
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> > > "Virginity like bubble. One ***** - all gone!"
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> > > "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife
> > > upright organ."
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> > > "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going
> > > to Bangkok"
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> > > "Man with one chopstick go hungry."
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> > > "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
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> > > "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
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> > > "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
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> > > "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
> > >
> > > "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines
> > > who's left."
> > >
> > > "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat
> > > house."
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> > > "Man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse
> > > by night."
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> > > "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at
> > > night!"
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> > > "Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn
> > > out!"
> > >
> > > "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to
> > > fill it."
> > >
> > > "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
> > >
> > > "Man who sit on tack get point!"
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> > > "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
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> > > "Man who lives in glass house should change in
> > > basement"
> > >
> > > "He who fishes in other man's well often catches
> > > crabs."
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> > > "Man who farts in church sits in own pew."
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