Off-Topic Joke Thread

[twisted-hippie]

 

[BIG R GUY]

6. It is important that you don’t marry a bastard.

 

[Triplex]

 

[Triplex]

I've got mine, where's yours???

 

[BIG R GUY]

I've got mine, where's yours???

Send some of those lemon bastards over to me

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[Hookman]

At my age I have to be careful the rain doesn't cause mud when peeing.

 

[BIG R GUY]

At my age I have to be careful the rain doesn't cause mud when peeing.

And you aren’t wearing flip flops.

 

[Wrench97]

 

[Wrench97]

 

[Hookman]

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[Hookman]

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[victor93]

My brother's uncle use to write songs about sewing machines. He was known as a singer-songwriter

 

[kboomarang]

My brother's uncle use to write songs about sewing machines. He was known as a singer-songwriter

 

[Stimpy]

My brother's uncle use to write songs about sewing machines. He was known as a singer-songwriter

AC/DC was an acronym written on the back of Angus and Malcolm Young’s sister’s sewing machine. The letters are an abbreviation for “alternating current/direct current”, which indicates that the machine was capable of using either type of power to operate. The band felt as though the name captured the essence of their “power-driven” performances, and so it stuck.

Ac Dc

 

[BIG R GUY]

The DeWalt’s were a Country Western band out of Clarence, Iowa.