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That is much like warnings on pill bottles to not eat the cotton packing or dessicant. My guess is that some pharmacy company paid a settlement to someone who did. Or Tide detergent having warning labels to not eat the Tide pods. If you remember several young people had to be admitted to emergency rooms after eating the pods on a dare or Tik Tok challenge. You can't fix stupid.
 
That is much like warnings on pill bottles to not eat the cotton packing or dessicant. My guess is that some pharmacy company paid a settlement to someone who did. Or Tide detergent having warning labels to not eat the Tide pods. If you remember several young people had to be admitted to emergency rooms after eating the pods on a dare or Tik Tok challenge. You can't fix stupid.
You can fix stupid. My brother had a dog named Stupid, and he was fixed
 
That is much like warnings on pill bottles to not eat the cotton packing or dessicant. My guess is that some pharmacy company paid a settlement to someone who did. Or Tide detergent having warning labels to not eat the Tide pods. If you remember several young people had to be admitted to emergency rooms after eating the pods on a dare or Tik Tok challenge. You can't fix stupid.
My dad worked for Raytheon they owned Amana among other companies Amana made the Radar Range a early microwave oven, they had to put a notice in the ovens warning not to place small animals or children in the oven because they were sued after a customer placed their dog in the oven to dry him off after being out in the rain.......................She stated "I always put him in the gas oven to dry him off before and it never killed him".......................................
 
My dad worked for Raytheon they owned Amana among other companies Amana made the Radar Range a early microwave oven, they had to put a notice in the ovens warning not to place small animals or children in the oven because they were sued after a customer placed their dog in the oven to dry him off after being out in the rain.......................She stated "I always put him in the gas oven to dry him off before and it never killed him".......................................
And these people vote! :duh:
 
And these people vote! :duh:
Worse yet, they breed.
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Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised.​

Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000. Now," he concluded, "which group do you think they are going to send into battle first?"
 

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised.​

Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000. Now," he concluded, "which group do you think they are going to send into battle first?"
I got a terrible haircut two weeks ago.....but it starting to grow on me.
 
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