My Wife and I were Christmas shopping at the Mall and it was packed. As she walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see I was no where around. She was quite upset because we had a lot to do, and she called me on her cell phone to ask where I was.
In a calm voice, I said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day ?"
She choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
I said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
In a calm voice, I said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day ?"
She choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
I said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
