Off-Topic Joke Thread

Coop employee . :lmao:
My wife said "we need to talk about things"
We were discussing the future, when it was my turn I asked her, "What will you do if I die before you?"
She said, "I'd probably look for a house sharing situation with 3 other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than myself"
"What will you do if I die first?" she asked.
Last thing I remember saying was, "probably the same thing"
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