YRC Joke Thread

Discussion in 'YRC Freight' started by Wrench97, Aug 15, 2010.

  1. Triplex

    Triplex Experienced stalker

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    I thought the answer was "the sensation".
     
  2. vongrimmenstein

    vongrimmenstein I stand for our flag, & kneel forthe fallen

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    Know why driving a big truck in bad weather is like licking pu***? When it gets wet & slick out, ya gotta slow down before you run in to a a** hole. von.
     
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  3. twisted-hippie

    twisted-hippie Owner & CEO of the "TWISTED HERB PLANTATION"

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    Coop employee . :lmao:
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  4. BIG R GUY

    BIG R GUY Life in the fast lane @ 46 mph

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    Looks like Seabreeze with one of Donna’s boots. He usually wears them.
     
  5. twisted-hippie

    twisted-hippie Owner & CEO of the "TWISTED HERB PLANTATION"

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    Thanks for clarifying that.......some on here might think that was wongway. :hide:
     
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  6. vongrimmenstein

    vongrimmenstein I stand for our flag, & kneel forthe fallen

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    Mama is goint to be piss** come the first snowfall. von.
     
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  7. twisted-hippie

    twisted-hippie Owner & CEO of the "TWISTED HERB PLANTATION"

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    :clappy::clappy::clappy:
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  8. Stimpy

    Stimpy Wingnut

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    That is like the scrooge or grinch of Halloween..... lol
     
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  9. twisted-hippie

    twisted-hippie Owner & CEO of the "TWISTED HERB PLANTATION"

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    Think there might be a "crack" problem at the Coop ! :tribehasspoken:
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  10. BIG R GUY

    BIG R GUY Life in the fast lane @ 46 mph

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    Chinese replacement mirrors.
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  11. twisted-hippie

    twisted-hippie Owner & CEO of the "TWISTED HERB PLANTATION"

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    :duh:
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  12. seabreeze

    seabreeze Not Well Known Member, 60 Year Teamster Member AD-FREE USER

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    Damn man, don't you know crack kills?
     
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  13. seabreeze

    seabreeze Not Well Known Member, 60 Year Teamster Member AD-FREE USER

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    My wife said "we need to talk about things"
    We were discussing the future, when it was my turn I asked her, "What will you do if I die before you?"
    She said, "I'd probably look for a house sharing situation with 3 other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than myself"
    "What will you do if I die first?" she asked.
    Last thing I remember saying was, "probably the same thing"
     
  14. vongrimmenstein

    vongrimmenstein I stand for our flag, & kneel forthe fallen

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    I gotta ask. Is that commode 2 cycle or 4 cycle? von.
     
  15. Triplex

    Triplex Experienced stalker

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    It's probably hit-and-miss.
     
  16. twisted-hippie

    twisted-hippie Owner & CEO of the "TWISTED HERB PLANTATION"

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    :lmao:
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  17. twisted-hippie

    twisted-hippie Owner & CEO of the "TWISTED HERB PLANTATION"

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    :lmao:
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  18. wongway

    wongway Cayman Island Branch Freight Coordinator

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    Now that's a -15% savings repair job !!!
     
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  19. Big Dave

    Big Dave I love Ridge Sox popcorn

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    But 15% more effort to flush??
     
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  20. Stimpy

    Stimpy Wingnut

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    I'm going to have to mount the seat like that when my mother inlaw shows up....lol
     
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