Off-Topic Joke Thread

[Stimpy]

I gotta ask. Is that commode 2 cycle or 4 cycle? von.

4 stroke is probably a little more accurate than a 2 stroke....

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[vongrimmenstein]

I hope & pray his co-pilot does not become incapacitated. Would give a entire new meaning to 'Final approach'. von.

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[Elwood]

The batteries in mine are always dead.

 

[mud]

 

[Elwood]

Don’t get me started on women screaming, ear plugs and the smell of burning rubber!

 

[mud]

Don’t get me started on women screaming, ear plugs and the smell of burning rubber!

And Alotta Fagina.

 

[twisted-hippie]

Big Dave put a new "conference room" in at the Coop !

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Big Dave put a new "conference room" in at the Coop !

Where the sam hell is the chalk board so you can write on it? Also, does the urinal come with the hockey puck so you can improve your aim? And, where is the sign that says 'we aim to please, so please aim). von.

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Where the sam hell is the chalk board so you can write on it? Also, does the urinal come with the hockey puck so you can improve your aim? And, where is the sign that says 'we aim to please, so please aim). von.

Picture this. As you walk in you look down the length of the bar & you see a person drinking a beer & their Tallywacker hanging out with a full stream of urine aiming for the 'Puck', & your date asks 'where is the toilet for the women', you have to ask yourself, am I in the wrong bar? Or did I pick the wrong person to date?

 

[Elwood]

Picture this. As you walk in you look down the length of the bar & you see a person drinking a beer & their Tallywacker hanging out with a full stream of urine aiming for the 'Puck', & your date asks 'where is the toilet for the women', you have to ask yourself, am I in the wrong bar? Or did I pick the wrong person to date?

Might wanna edit that post?

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Might wanna edit that post?

Are you saying Tallywacker is to 'risque'? von.

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Are you saying Tallywacker is to 'risque'? von.

It is NOT my intention to offend anyone. BUT, if I do or did offend , I hope they GET OVER IT , for I already have. von.

 

[seabreeze]

It is NOT my intention to offend anyone. BUT, if I do or did offend , I hope they GET OVER IT , for I already have. von.

I hope someday to get over being offended by the offender who offended me, however, if I never get over being offended by the offender who offended me, I hope the offense will come to my defense.

 

[Elwood]

Are you saying Tallywacker is to 'risque'? von.

Nah, I’m just curious how your date identifies in the modern era?

 

[Big Dave]

Nah, I’m just curious how your date identifies in the modern era?

If she’s sitting next to me, she’ll identify as my date...

 

[Elwood]

If she’s sitting next to me, she’ll identify as my date...

Aren’t you so avant-garde?