Off-Topic Joke Thread

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[vongrimmenstein]

Know why Santa carries a such a small sack? He only comes once a year. von.

 

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[seabreeze]

 

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[seabreeze]

I had my patience tested, I'm negative.

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you,just stare straight ahead and say "did you bring the money?"

When you ask me what am I doing today, and I say "nothing" it does not mean I am free, it means I"m doing nothing.

 

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[jimmy g]

Preplan! Buy one of my fine products! We sell urns, too....

 

[seabreeze]

Preplan! Buy one of my fine products! We sell urns, too....

You can count on Jimmy, ............. he'll be the LAST to let you down!

 

[BIG R GUY]

What did the right mirror, say to the left mirror, on BRG’s truck?

You been here long?

 

[seabreeze]

What did the right mirror, say to the left mirror, on BRG’s truck?

You been here long?

Or, you've been here too long!

 

[BIG R GUY]

Or, you've been here too long!

Or, you haven’t been with Coop too long?

 

[Big Dave]

Or, you haven’t been with Coop too long?

That’s what the left and right front trailer marker lights say...

 

[BIG R GUY]

That’s what the left and right front trailer marker lights say...

Although, I like it now that Coop Safety Director, Phillup LaPott, makes sure each driver has to download the 15mph rule to their phone.

 

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