Off-Topic Joke Thread


I had my patience tested, I'm negative.

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you,just stare straight ahead and say "did you bring the money?"

When you ask me what am I doing today, and I say "nothing" it does not mean I am free, it means I"m doing nothing.
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