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BIG R GUY

UE, shuttle driver, @ closed Scranton terminal
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Hey partner. Big Dave dispatched us with this load of LED lights.

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seabreeze

Not Well Known Member, 63 Year Teamster Member
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My son was flunking out of college, so I told him you will marry the girl I choose.
He said, NO
I told him she is Bill Gates's daughter.
He said YES
I called Bill gates and said, I want your daughter to marry my son.
He said NO
I told him, my son is the CEO of the bank of the world.
Bill said YES
I called the president of the World Bank and asked him to make my son CEO.
He said NO
I told him my son was Bill Gates son-in-law
He said OK
And that's how politics work.
And thus began the practice of hiring morons to work influential positions of government.
This practice remains unbroken to this day.
 

vongrimmenstein

I stand for our flag, & kneel for the fallen
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My son was flunking out of college, so I told him you will marry the girl I choose.
He said, NO
I told him she is Bill Gates's daughter.
He said YES
I called Bill gates and said, I want your daughter to marry my son.
He said NO
I told him, my son is the CEO of the bank of the world.
Bill said YES
I called the president of the World Bank and asked him to make my son CEO.
He said NO
I told him my son was Bill Gates son-in-law
He said OK
And that's how politics work.
And thus began the practice of hiring morons to work influential positions of government.
This practice remains unbroken to this day.

Coud not have been said any better. von.
 
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