Off-Topic Joke Thread

[twisted-hippie]

 

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[Elwood]

I was wondering how I lost my Channel Locks, but the wife will be happy when we go out to supper with the money I found in my pocket this morning. No more tequila this week!!

 

[twisted-hippie]

Wonder if they wash............................mirrors?

 

[Triplex]

Wonder if they wash............................mirrors?

Wonder how many millennials think they are painting the tire sidewall white?

 

[Big Dave]

Wonder how many millennials think they are painting the tire sidewall white?

Much easier than painting that red pinstripe.....

 

[Wrench97]

Wonder how many millennials think they are painting the tire sidewall white?

You mean they aren't?

 

[Elwood]

You mean they aren't?

See how she handles that brush? If she handled yours like that you’d understand.

 

[the5tolls]

You mean they aren't?

I still remember how mad my sister, who has 8 years of college education, was when the put green walls on her mustang back in the 80's!

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

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[seabreeze]

Looks like you gotta handle on things.

 

[Triplex]

Looks like you gotta handle on things.

CB handle or pot handle?

 

[Hookman]

You learn that from reading High Times? Next you should plant some Twinkies.

 

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