Four guys sitting at the lake fishing.
Fisherman 1 says : Heck it was difficult this morning to come out fishing. I had to promise the wife I will spend the next couple of weekends to repaint the inside of the house!
Fisherman 2 : That's nothing. I had to promise the wife I will install the Jacuzzi she wanted for such a long time.
Fisherman 3 : What? You came of easy. I had to promise the wife I will take my Christmas bonus and have the kitchen remodeled.
After some silence, Fisherman 1 says the the 4th fisherman: How about you, Mate? Did you have any trouble?
Fisherman 4 : No, not at all. I set the alarm for 4:30 this morning. After it went off I lied still for a few minutes when the wife said: Well, the alarm went off 10 minutes ago so surely you are planning something. So what is it? Well I replied, I was contemplating compassionate loving or go fishing. The wife turned round and said: Well then, have fun at the lake.......................