Off-Topic Joke Thread

[Hookman]

Try not to be negative but have positive thoughts and things will work out Ok. Could have been a false positive in the test like in one of those pregnancy tests.

 

[seabreeze]

It would be a gas if you could although you should check the plates first, just in case. It's a polarizing situation in any event.

I think you and Wrench have your polarity reversed.

 

[Triplex]

I think you and Wrench have your polarity reversed.

What an acidic comment!

 

[Hookman]

What an acidic comment!

Now my azz is arcing.

 

[seabreeze]

Try not to be negative but have positive thoughts and things will work out Ok. Could have been a false positive in the test like in one of those pregnancy tests.

Have they developed a test for being just a little pregnant?

 

[Hookman]

Have they developed a test for being just a little pregnant?

Yep it's when you get lied too.

 

[seabreeze]

Yep it's when you get lied too.

Like Labor Day, a hard day for you C F guys.

 

[Triplex]

Have they developed a test for being just a little pregnant?

Yes, just request the short persons test.

 

[twisted-hippie]

That's BRG behind the T-shirt!

 

[Triplex]

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[Triplex]

I live in New Jersey, we never pump our own gas!

 

[Hookman]

Nice!!!!! Rear end of the car is not bad either.

 

[Big Dave]

Nice!!!!! Rear end of the car is not bad either.

You’re imagining her checking your prostate, right Hook???

 

[ABF381]

You’re imagining her checking your prostate, right Hook???

If he was there with her he would probably tell her that (prostate) size matters...

 

[Big Dave]

If he was there with her he would probably tell her that (prostate) size matters...

He’d brag about it being a third testicle….

 

[mud]

I had a job pumping gas when I was seventeen years old. Gas was 36.9 cents a gallon. That included cleaning your windshield and checking out your legs if you were a pretty female.

 

[Hookman]

Well looks like she can handle a nozzle with confidence.

 

[Triplex]

Well looks like she can handle a nozzle with confidence.

And with a big smile. That's always an extra!

 

[Triplex]