Off-Topic Joke Thread

[Steward of the Rock]

He’d brag about it being a third testicle….

Back when I first started at ABF in 1994, we had a guy that claimed to have four testicles. Everyone called him "Quad Cod". LOL!!!

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[twisted-hippie]

Billboard in Pennsylvania!

 

[Wrench97]

Billboard in Pennsylvania!

I heard it was in NY?

 

[twisted-hippie]

I heard it was in NY?

got off fox, said Penn, but they may wrong.

 

[mud]

A lady shopping in Walmart was looking at the frozen turkeys, but she
couldn't find one that was big enough.
So she asked the Walmart employee who was putting out the turkeys,
"Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The Walmart employee replied with a straight face, " No ma'am, they're all dead."

 

[Triplex]

 

[Triplex]

 

[Wrench97]

got off fox, said Penn, but they may wrong.

Nope they were right it is here Pa> https://www.yahoo.com/news/former-pennsylvania-senator-behind-biden-140950229.html

 

[twisted-hippie]

Nice "tool" belt!

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[BIG R GUY]

And your point is?

 

[Stimpy]

And your point is?

You'll poke your eye out kid....

 

[Triplex]

 

[Triplex]

 

[Triplex]

 

[Triplex]

 

[twisted-hippie]

This is how BRG eats his popcorn !

 

[BIG R GUY]

This is how BRG eats his popcorn !

Those are mirror vise grips…

 

[Triplex]

Hey Wrench, this wasn't your technique was it?